Sydney Girls Deem Dman: Lickable

As evidenced in this photomagraph:

As we all know, you can’t argue with drunk girls from Sydney. Believe me, I tried, otherwise the last word of the title of this post would begin with FU instead of LI. Oy vey.

As an aside, the best way to seduce women is to argue with them and call them vacuous fuck-holes right? Believe it or not I said a girl was just that to her face and she hugged me instead of slapping me. True story.

For those who need some help with the ladies, refer below.

My 3 Step Seduction Program:

1. Argue and Insult
2. Flex muscles
3. Move eyebrows up and down rapidly

1.337% of the time, it works every time.