News Direct From Queensland

My housemate flew up to QLD yesterday to spend some time with her family.. and I awoke to find this MMS on my phone..

Can you believe that shit? Seriously? They must be out of their minds, up to 50% off of diamonds! Good time to buy an engagement ring.. now if only I could figure out a way to present it to that chick I’m stalking (cant mention her name, legal reasons, ya dig?)

P.S. anyone know someone who’d be interested in buying some tickets to the Gold Coast for next weekend? Fucking Jetstar and their no refunds. FUCK