My Friends Are Better Than Yours

When was the last time one of your friends surprised you with a tasty bit of cross-stitch?

I’m waiting..

EXACTLY.

How gorgeous?? Claire is the cross-stitch mastah!!!

Plus I forwarded her an e-mail from this chick I was talking to who was on some perpetual rag that resulted in giving me tonnes of personal shit and telling me to fuck off for honestly NO REASON. I know I can be a cunt, and I also know WHEN I’m a cunt, and I wasn’t cunting it up, at most it was the Diet-Coke of Cunt. Cunt. Then Claire wrote this reply: “don’t worry girle. uncle townies here to comfort you and take your shit cause ur asian and I want to get laid.” – Of course I didn’t send it, but I should have.

Fuck her and her deep understanding of my inner thought processes.

Throughout that whole exchange I realized its strange how if you don’t call people on their bullshit they will just push the envelope. They also think you don’t realize which is amazing, since you’re there just incredulous and they think you’re vacuuming up and sucking up the crap they’re dealing. Crazy.

Makes me wonder if I’ve been that person.. hell, I must have been. Who am I kidding? Though, I don’t think I go into malicious territory that much, just rude and inappropriate *grin – Also sexy.