Wow, can you believe it? I wondered to myself this week “I should probably do a 6 month recap post when the time comes.. I wonder when it is.. oh shit, its this Saturday!” I didn’t even know if the site would last 6 weeks.

The blog’s been.. interesting so far. It’s caused people to de-friend me on Facebook.. girls to want to meet me from dating sites and given me some kind of catharsis. Perhaps most importantly though, it’s provided a much needed creative outlet.

I figured this is a good a time as any to do a small overview of the last 6 months here on KMFDMAN. So lets take a stroll down memory lane, shall we?

Six Months Without Sympathy

The tea thing has been going well, and I’m still not sick of it yet. The mischievous Comic Dman was snapped in public for the first time up in Sydney. When I got back to my beloved Melbourne I went to buy a hoodie at Target which caused a whole bunch of lols (for my friends.)

I started to realize I was getting old.. and admitted I used to think and old friend was a date rapist. I also got pissed off because people seem to steal my ideas all the time.

I transcribed an awesome alternative ending to Schindler’s List that caused one person to de-friend me on Facebook and another to almost pee her pants.

I wrote a letter to Obama (I think thats a pre-requisite for having a blog nowdays.) I laid down the cold hard facts on why I’m better than a Teenage Girl at everything that counts. Nobody has been able to refute this.

And who could forget that time I wrote about the 3 girls who walked out on dates with me? and then posted the RSVP profile I used to meet one of them!

There was that post about how I managed to get busy and freaky with an ex-SuicideGirl.. oh wait, I didn’t write that one. Too crass.

I alienated my friends and main source of traffic when I debated which was better, Myspace or Facebook. I ripped off The Onion and made a post about KFC and its new Krush Bars which became my main source of traffic during my 2 months without social networks.

We debated the meaning of enlightenment due to a misunderstanding on an Emo Shit post about a girl I carry a torch for.

Then there was that time that I almost cried on the train. Most recently, I lost 10kg and posted my diet secrets, then got pissed off because people are complaining KMFDMAN doesnt bring the funny anymore!

It’s been a gas so far, but where will the next 6 months take me? God knows. Maybe I’ll get a girl, settle down and start eating continental cheeses and sipping a sav on a back porch. Maybe I’ll start clubbing in sequined hotpants and a mesh shirt. Or maybe.. just MAYBE..

Well.. hehe. Stay tuned.