KFC Launch Krush Bars

Posted on June 21st, 2009 at 12:21 under Dman's Voices

Kentucky Fried Chicken have launched a new series of stores called Krush Bars that serve potato mashies and milkshakes. What do you think?

Dman

Dman,
Genre-Spanner
“I’ve been telling everyone that Zinger Thickshakes would sell for years. When will Kentucky HQ finally kow tow to the rest of the brilliant ideas I’ve been mailing them?

Claire

Claire,
Professional Wench
“If there’s one thing I think when I think of chicken, its milkshakes. Well, truth be told I just think a lot about milkshakes. Delicious, Delicious Milkshakes. OM NOMNOM”

Dani

Dani,
Conspiracy Theorist
“Sure, it starts with Krush Bar, but where does it end? When they’re krushing the bones of our children, krushing them with racism! Do they only serve white milkshakes to whities at this place? Someone pass me the batphone to Today Tonight, Sandra Sully better buckle the fuck up for this one!”

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13 Responses to “KFC Launch Krush Bars”

  1. deathbypanda writes:
    No. 1 — June 21st, 2009 at 18:36

    got milk motherfuckers ?!?!?!?!

  2. Jenna writes:
    No. 2 — June 24th, 2009 at 14:34

    Pretty nice post. I just came by your blog and wanted to say
    that I’ve really liked reading your blog posts. Any way
    I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post again soon!

  3. beeblecakes. writes:
    No. 3 — June 24th, 2009 at 21:19

    i saw this today in broadmeadows shopping centre, i was like krash shakes? kfc? that’s kinda grosse. it makes me think of milky chicken drinks.

  4. Dman writes:
    No. 4 — June 25th, 2009 at 08:55

    @Jenna thx dude!

    @beebz can you milk a chicken? i dont think i want to know >_<

  5. beeblecakes. writes:
    No. 5 — June 25th, 2009 at 11:07

    ‘chicken-milking:
    Or: milk-the-chicken , to masturbate and ejaculate.’

    :D

  6. Dman writes:
    No. 6 — July 1st, 2009 at 07:58

    You both digust and arouse me beebz. As per usual.

  7. beeblecakes. writes:
    No. 7 — July 12th, 2009 at 14:40

    i do what i can, unky towny.

  8. J writes:
    No. 8 — July 24th, 2009 at 19:13

    Thank god someone else has noticed the sneaky KFC Krush Bar. I’m sorry it’s your only source of traffic – your writing is good without Colonel Sanders.

    But yeah, Krush Bars are weird. I’ve seen one in Hobart and Launceston.

  9. Dman writes:
    No. 9 — July 30th, 2009 at 10:55

    I went to the Krush Bar on Elizabeth St. here in Melbourne last night.. didn’t feel much like a bar. There was no beer and no hot chicks. I had one of those new Cayan melt things.. it kept falling apart when I tried to eat it which was bullshit. Plus the dude tried to jip me out of my combo that I paid for??

    I also got one of those Golden Gaytime Krush Shakes.. which tasted just like a golden gaytime put into a blender with some water and ice… i.e. delicious.

  10. fhghghgcgxgbf writes:
    No. 10 — October 4th, 2009 at 00:36

    its not different stores! its in the normal stores & there not just milk shakes there is water drinks as well so u should get you story right next time.

  11. Dman writes:
    No. 11 — October 8th, 2009 at 12:16

    Apologies fhghghgcgxgbf, I’ll be having words with my fact checker on this one.

    Harsh ones.

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