Jonesin’ Hard for the Rudd Money

God diggity dammit. STILL NO FUCKING RUDD MONEY! I know its out there. My housemate got it,.. in check form.. and my friends mother got it, but arguably the biggest supporter of Kevin’s massive package – moi – is left hanging like a tit in the breeze.

I don’t think the ATO understands exactly how much Coopers Pale Ale, Alternative Porn & Domnios Pizza is out there with my name on it, and that they are the proverbial vibrating buttplug preventing this enema of indulgence.