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Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-07-19

Dman — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Recent best Google search that led to my website: "free mms of girls downing pee" #
Andrew kow tow's to peer pressure and unlocks Facebook wall to friends. Bon AppÃ©tit, Bitches. #
"NEW" Rant! MySpace vs Facebook AKA My Dick vs My Brain: http://bit.ly/sT0FL #
Went rollerskating last night. 5 year old kid pointed at me and said "HA HA!" – I wasnt even skating, just sitting down with my chucks on. #
@ameliaarsenic Just checking my analytics.. someone came to my site by Googling "destroyx porn" – not that I have any (much to my chagrin =) in reply to ameliaarsenic #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-07-12

Dman — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Making sure narcisssism is a dirty word. #
Sick and tired of all the after… Welcome to the Fall… #
@pyrobaby666 thx gorgeous <3 in reply to pyrobaby666 #
Soundtrack 2 My Funeral: NIN – Just Like U Imagined; Skold – The Point; Ministry – The Fall; UNKLE – Lonely Soul; Pig – Murder Car/Analgesia #
If, nay, When I start a cover band.. Oasis – Fuckin' In The Bushes – I prefer Bonds to be thrown at me, thx in advance.. #
Good value photographer based in Melbourne, has qualifications, good prices.. http://bridielilley.com – sub-$100 photo shoots, limited time! #
On the wrong day, of the wrong week, used the wrong method and the wrong technique.. #
@thisdaylastyear Beer soon.. this time, you're paying. in reply to thisdaylastyear #
If I could just get my head straight… everything would be alright… #
It's not too late to save DMN9K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111shiftone #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-07-05

Dman — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:00:00 +0000

I've gone smell blind. #
NOTE TO SELF: Open shop that sells deep-fried Coopers Pale battered chips and chocolate-covered cheese kransky's in pancakes. Make mint. #
@thisdaylastyear Primo in reply to thisdaylastyear #
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mobile #
We're gonna run run run to the cities of the future.. #
Low-key update.. the inFrequently Asked Questions: http://kmfdman.com/ifaq – got a question that should be there? Fucking tell me already! #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-06-28

Dman — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Talking Heads #FTW #
@pyrobaby666 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Inbox. Getting rid of the digital footprint is easy, the problem is the footprint on the heart #
Need to defrag my brain, yo. #
Yes.. I rubbed the L and the C off of the Cue Club sign tonight. That's right.. IT WAS ME. #
@pyrobaby666 I wont send any Nandos sauce to Italy! They have too many good sauces there =) in reply to pyrobaby666 #
Met a guy today. Within 10 minutes he filled me and drilled me. Hard. Walked away feeling sore and sorry for myself =( #
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead – good movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114660/ #
Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know, You pray it all away but it continues to grow.. #
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN: Dman vs Teenage Girls http://bit.ly/u9Ztj
LIVE! #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-06-21

Dman — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Was just getting Ã¼ber misty about something.. Realized tears in eyes = gauss. white blur (from blue channel) with radial spin zoom. #
T-minus 1 hour 17 minutes until I was born… 27 years ago. #
27 years ago now,.. I was born. #
They're Still Better: http://bit.ly/RnB6M
– Thx everyone. #
@pyrobaby666 Yup! in reply to pyrobaby666 #
Weird circumstances keep popping up… BDM, CC, Bang, Bus Incident,.. is the world really this small, or are people actually drawn together? #
@Demanufacturer Last nights binge could have bought you 2 pairs of shoes. Or no shoes. You could have just kept the money. Why didn't you? #
So what caused this existential crisis? Oh, might have had something to do with that 5 day bender and another birthday. Maybe. #
Thought I saw Chong Li's reflection in a tram window today, turns out I was just sitting near a Korean dude. #
Tote tonight. Tote your wagon. Pump up the Tote. Gettin' Tote'y with it. Tote on me. Girls just wanna have Tote. The only way is Tote, baby! #
Man Ponders Peeing on Band: http://bit.ly/18cWZp #
KFC Krush Bars: http://bit.ly/15zis9 #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-06-14

Dman — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Just saw Scarface for the first time. Great movie. Really speaks to the self-entitled macho alpha male bullshit we all feel inside of us. #
Do yourself a fucking favor.. FREE Industrial Punk Rock Angst Genius: http://16volt.com/downloads/ – Dman stamp of approval. Great stuff. #
@pyrobaby666 Its called Polyamory, but I'm sure you already know that. in reply to pyrobaby666 #
@xorfa I'm gettin' hungry for the dollar bill.. and I like it somehow in reply to xorfa #
Top 3 things ppl have Googled which led them to my blog: cunt cross stitch, sleepy handjobs, fucking machine. Fuck I love the internet. #
@TheOnion Area Man keeps sending lame Onion-esque tweets to The Onion's Twitter, secretly hoping to land dream job as Onion writer. #
At least I waited till Comic #10 to get my cock out: http://tinyurl.com/lmajxq #
Still Getting Old: On the way home from a club last week, I spoke about how I couldnt wait to get all snuggled up in my bed. ALONE. #
Dman's Letter to Obama: http://tinyurl.com/kvadpv #
News HOT off the Queensland presses: http://bit.ly/Wv3YC #
You're so vain.. I bet you think this tweet is about you. #
@toksin Sascha, where can I buy/download the tracks on your MySpace? I can only find 3 on beatport. Also, what about Sonic Mayhem tracks? in reply to toksin #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-06-07

Dman — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:00:00 +0000

New Comic! “Friends With Benefits” http://tinyurl.com/mlv26q #
It’s not too late to save DMN9K! #
New Story: Andrew Gets Desk, Offends People http://tinyurl.com/rykh83 #
He thinks to himself “I have to sort out this name thing. Am I Dman, Towny or Andrew?” as if its some kind of priority. #
Andrew Rips Off The Onion: http://tinyurl.com/q6b4rz #
David Carradine Found Dead: http://bit.ly/148SAA #
HMMMM.. Dv8 tonight. #
I remember when the Triple J Hottest 100 CD’s were the coolest thing EVER. Good times. #
@TheOnion Area Man compiles estimates on installing a Super Wall on his Facebook page. #
Burning: http://kmfdman.com/burning.html #
Andrew Cancels Birthday: http://bit.ly/bATEp #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-05-31

Dman — Sat, 30 May 2009 20:00:00 +0000

@pyrobaby666 Computer go gay and fuckup Video Editing? Fail >_< in reply to pyrobaby666 #
Retro-Update: Dman realizes that it is impossible to do origami at your desk at work without it being obvious you’re slacking off. #
New Comic: Lilian’s Pussy http://tinyurl.com/qko92j (IS safe for work =) #
@TheOnion Area Man tries to Digg page on his companies intranet after mistaking a motivational message from CEO as satire. #
I always know I’m moving in a good creative direction when I begin to fear death. #
@pyrobaby666 Someone must get hurt and it won’t be me… in reply to pyrobaby666 #
Fuck my bullshit internet in its stupid dead ass. Someone explain to me why I get 1 bar then 5 bars then 0 bars reception WHEN IM NOT MOVING #
Finally, IT’S ALIVE!!! DMAN’S ALTERNATE ENDING TO SCHINDLER’S LIST! http://tinyurl.com/schindman MA 15+ (High Level Violence/Sex References) #
Thought about buying mittens today. What the fuck. #
So, I’m going to Bang again. Hopefully I don’t get emotionally raped this time. #
Emotions mostly intact. #
5 hours sleep. Woke up by call from work. Went to city. Cock blocked by protesters. Stranded for an hour. Found a KMFDM CD on Brunswick St. #
@jiga03 Hey you! Get your damn hands off her! in reply to jiga03 #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-05-24

Dman — Sat, 23 May 2009 20:00:00 +0000

I think I’m a fan of Papa Roach. Didn’t see that coming. #
@djadam12 figured you might appreciate this.. its from the cancelled Aus. tour in 2006 I think. http://yfrog.com/62dmanshewantsrevengej #
@xorfa same >_< have to get up at 6, woke up at 1:30 and cant get back to sleep, guh in reply to xorfa #
New Comic: Dman vs Lao Tzu, 6th century Chinese philosopher and Taoist: http://tinyurl.com/ozlw9x #
@xorfa Become? =p in reply to xorfa #
@xorfa Better make it 200kg =p haha <3 in reply to xorfa #
@xorfa Checkmate. in reply to xorfa #
For your reading pleasure.. Andrew Buys a Hoodie: http://tinyurl.com/q43ql8 #
@jiga03 Facebook deleted? naww, now I only have 89 friends.. damn you Dinh Vo! Damn you and the Celica you rode in on! in reply to jiga03 #
Barefoot Radler.. the taste of Anger and Guilt #
Hoping I learn shitty lessons.. #

Tweets FÃ¼r Week Ending 2009-05-17

Dman — Sat, 16 May 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Hmmm.. 2 dates in a row where the chick has walked out on me. Sure, they come back, but I’m beginning to wonder.. is it me? #
Can whoever is trying to hack into my Facebook like, uh, stop. Thanks in advance *smooches #
Both of my so-called “Best Friends” scored only 87% on my o-so-conformist “How well do u know Towny?” test. Holding auditions for new bestie #
Hmm.. falling back into old patterns.. #
It’s official people. The jury has ruled.. I’M GETTING OLD http://tinyurl.com/qd47ff #
Huge Friday. Not Planned. Bad Ju Ju, Man. #
@zoog_angelspit Got my copy on Thursday, pretty good =) Will be posting a review on my blog at some stage. in reply to zoog_angelspit #
@bluestahli more badass industrial with lyrics, post-haste! in reply to bluestahli #