The ‘Rants’ Archive

People need to stop stealing my ideas before I have them. Its bullshit. Example 1: UpBurqa.com My love of upskirt porn combined with my love of high-brow comedy. Sure this has probably allowed me to dodge mailbombs from Islamic extremists, but seriously, this would have been solid gold. None of that lame ass Sovereign Hill [...]

God diggity dammit. STILL NO FUCKING RUDD MONEY! I know its out there. My housemate got it,.. in check form.. and my friends mother got it, but arguably the biggest supporter of Kevin’s massive package – moi – is left hanging like a tit in the breeze. I don’t think the ATO understands exactly how [...]

Bullshit! The only Reception I was getting on my 3 E160G modem was more akin to that at a funeral home for the vigil I was holding over my monitor waiting for my progress bar to.. well.. progress. Despite getting 2-3 bars it was dog slow and constantly timing out on simple pages.. forget Facebook [...]

As evidenced in this photomagraph: As we all know, you can’t argue with drunk girls from Sydney. Believe me, I tried, otherwise the last word of the title of this post would begin with FU instead of LI. Oy vey. As an aside, the best way to seduce women is to argue with them and [...]

My world has been blown WIDE open by the discovery of Tea. I’ve managed to give away Coffee/Coke for 2 weeks and just hit Green Tea aaaaaaand I’m loving it! I went to Tea 2 and bought Tea paraphernalia. I even went back a second time and bought a $1.20 piece of orange plastic that [...]