The ‘Rants’ Archive

In my life I’ve been on 3 dates where the chick has walked out on me. As in, we’re in a public place, I say something, and they grab their shit and leave. I tweeted this a few weeks ago and I’m still getting people asking me what happened, so here’s the rundown to save [...]

But how will you find people to have sex with? – Dani It’s true. I’m cutting out Facebook, MySpace, Twitter & Online Dating(!!!) websites for 2 whole months starting on 21/07/09. It’s kind of an experiment to see what will (or wont) happen in my life. What I’m keeping: – Email – Flickr (for the [...]

Since I’m so topical (in the literary sense, not the creamy anti-discharge fungal infection sense) I thought I’d cover the MySpace vs Facebook debate.. or as I like to call it, My Dick vs My Brain. In my experience, MySpace (my dick) is for looking at and then meeting attractive people you wouldn’t otherwise meet [...]

I work in IT. Computers. Its a booming industry and it pays well. Whenever I’m at a par-tay I’m loathe to tell people what I do because people are generally so small minded they cant handle dealing with someone who works on computers but isn’t a total fucking nerd whos into Star Wars and Star [...]

I realized something the other day.. now that I have a blog, my opinion suddenly counts. So how better to flaunt my new-found fame than by sending a letter to O-Unit? Sup O-Dizzle? Grats on the new job man, fuck.. well done. Talk about overcoming the odds.. this is bigger than that time I managed [...]

It all started with a 2.5 hour round trip to Werribee to pick up my desk thanks to chapperone Claire. Having just moved to Clifto, I was getting depressed at using my computer on the floor, so much so I was whinging about it on Twitter. On our way back from Wezza I picked up [...]

The other day I was shooting the shit with my housemate and her boyfriend.. we ended up talking about how boring the ending of Schindler’s List is and we came up with an alternative ending. Then Claire got involved. Then my housemates cats made some glaring edits as you can tell from the pictures, but [...]

So I get an hour for lunch & hop a tram out to Smith St TSL factory outlet because I want a black Bonds hoodie, but they don’t have any in my size. A tram rolls up to head down to that Brands United store (that had someone paint an M after their logo so [...]