The ‘Rants’ Archive

So, as a (now deleted) tweet of mine once stated, I’m “A robot, from the future, bent on hot Asian girls, hot tech, Google & industrial music. P.S. Why do I always check out chicks in high heels?” I am very gay for Google. I use the absolute shit out of Gmail, Latitude, Maps, Feedburner, [...]

People are very interested in getting themselves into social media. Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, “Me me me!!!1 Listen to ME! MY LIFE! MY THOUGHTS!” but the reality is, they’re doing it the wrong way round. First, you have to be somebody or at the very least, do something meaningful before people will give a fuck. They [...]

I’ve been getting emails to a Gmail I set up in my name sporadically.. about camping and whatever other shit. Someone is like “I’ll bring cake” and other people reply to all and say “I’ll bring chips!” its like, wtf? Are these normal people? My idea of organizing a social gathering is like “see you [...]

New Years. I have no idea why I place so much importance on the eve of it, was it ingrained in me by movies? society? or is it just how I am? I see it as an evening to be spent having fun & being happy, either with your family, your partner, your friends, or [...]

So, as with anything I consistently do that takes even an iota of effort, I have to analyse it and decide whether its worth the energy expenditure. I’m not deluded enough to think more than 4 people are truly interested in my opinions and rants, and even they tell me to hurry up my stories [...]

Wow, can you believe it? I wondered to myself this week “I should probably do a 6 month recap post when the time comes.. I wonder when it is.. oh shit, its this Saturday!” I didn’t even know if the site would last 6 weeks. The blog’s been.. interesting so far. It’s caused people to [...]

Yeah well you know what? Fuck you. You know what IS funny? Ur face. We were all thinking it, and guess wat? I’m the only one with the fucken balls – we all know this – to come out and say it. Lest I forget how much you smell. Two words: DE. ODORANT. Odours dude, [...]

“If you hear sobbing coming from my room, don’t worry, that’s just me masturbating” -Dman So here we are.. 2 months after taking the Red Pill and I find myself almost at a loss.. what the fuck did I actually learn with after 2 months without social networks? Initially it wasn’t that big of a [...]