The ‘Rants’ Archive

Wow, can you believe it? I wondered to myself this week “I should probably do a 6 month recap post when the time comes.. I wonder when it is.. oh shit, its this Saturday!” I didn’t even know if the site would last 6 weeks. The blog’s been.. interesting so far. It’s caused people to [...]

Yeah well you know what? Fuck you. You know what IS funny? Ur face. We were all thinking it, and guess wat? I’m the only one with the fucken balls – we all know this – to come out and say it. Lest I forget how much you smell. Two words: DE. ODORANT. Odours dude, [...]

“If you hear sobbing coming from my room, don’t worry, that’s just me masturbating” -Dman So here we are.. 2 months after taking the Red Pill and I find myself almost at a loss.. what the fuck did I actually learn with after 2 months without social networks? Initially it wasn’t that big of a [...]

With an iron fist I took a hold of obesity and kicked its ass so hard it now has to shit through its mouth.. and it only took me 5 years! Back in 2005, I weighed 135kg. On the Body Mass Index (BMI) that’s MORBIDLY OBESE! Which ironically, doesn’t give you any cred in Melbourne’s [...]

After a grueling Saturday of impromptu coffee dates and Street Fighter 4, I made my way out to Claire’s house for pre-drinks. It was a belated birthday celebration with a bunch of her friends, and we were going to head into Black Widows, a goth/industrial club in Melbourne’s CBD. I boarded at Parliament and quickly [...]

If so, I want to be your friend. And no, I don’t want your money.. unless you’re a MILF and you want to shower me in gifts for my sexual and romantic services (which as none of my ex-girlfriends will tell you, IS MONEY WELL SPENT!) The reason I ask is according to an article [...]

…away. It was Friday night and I’d gotten a call out of the blue to meet up with two women that I’d had various relations with. Those relations had ended in a turbo clusterfuck (they are best friends) and the call was for the hand-off of goods, as I had one of the girls DVD [...]

I was in the shower one day and I started getting these hilarious ideas for things to put in an online dating profile. I’m pretty sure I was laughing to myself at the time, which wasn’t a good thing since it’s never good to laugh when you’re naked and in earshot of someone (in this [...]