The ‘Porno Mags’ Archive

My friends, that is. Well, specifically, Claire.. as you can see, I got a tasty surprise for my birthday in the form of the above homage to WW2 drawings of myself and her. Pretty cool eh? So unless you’ve arranged a date with DestroyX (See “Dream Woman” in the Dmantionary) for me, you probably wont [...]

My housemate flew up to QLD yesterday to spend some time with her family.. and I awoke to find this MMS on my phone.. Can you believe that shit? Seriously? They must be out of their minds, up to 50% off of diamonds! Good time to buy an engagement ring.. now if only I could [...]

Sure, he’s puked on and around me. Fucked up my shit. Piked out early almost every time. Never once been reliable. Always offensive. Always random. Worst of all, he’s a fucking kiwi. But here is probably the best example I’ll ever have of why I love this guy..

Cue Sizzle. The blog is up, after 15 installs, deleted databases, long nights spent finding base themes and general blog burnout. My main “website” has been my MySpace up until recently.. whilst I was able to showcase some design on there, with MySpace’s fading popularity and slow moving development, it was finally time to bite [...]