The ‘Porno Mags’ Archive

Some random hour. Alcohol consumed.. Pedestal Truckie in mind… Claire wouldn’t turn the key to launch the nukes* * nukes totes got launched

Don’t let them know.. but I <3 my friends.

Gay corporate style haircut Close shave once a week Only social drinking (limit 4) Additional general sharpness* * Keep out of reach of children

If you find yourself unsure of what to do, just look to the wisdom of Chazz Michael Michaels. As Miyamoto Musashi would say, this requires careful consideration. If you cant figure out what to do after that truth nugget.. you’re probably more fucked up than that chick I banged* last week. * NOTE TO SELF: [...]

This is from back in 2005 when I went to America with Team Modus Operandi to compete in Wolfenstein at Quakecon. You can see the team setting up and then playing a match (YouTube will highlight where we are.) The reporters only asked to interview one of us.. Claire! but she declined (too modest.) We [...]

This is me at Caribbean Rollerama for Claire’s Birthday. Leave your captions in the comments.. best caption wins a case of lolz.

Just over a week with no “real” content.. I’ve had an interesting month.. and of course, I’ve become distracted (and yes, vaginas were involved.) I’m still writing.. but in different styles. After I’m done with what I’m working on now, I’ll decide whether that will end up here or under some pseudonym somewhere else. Looking [...]

A Clifton Hill man who requested not to be named recently visited the Tote with people from the internet to see local band “Sailors and Swine.” Halfway through the set due to downing half a bottle of Energy Nutrient Water and a few Cascade Lights, he found himself desperately needing to pee. Not sure of [...]