The ‘Dman’s Voices’ Archive

Andrew Townsend had his birthday scheduled for the 13th of June, but canceled it due to backed up sewage in the garden. What do you think? Jerry, Designated Drinker “Why not just switch the theme from Tartan to Scat? That way I wont have to buy a new outfit.” Nick, Amateur Nihilist “Oh my fucking [...]

Famous Kung Fu and Kill Bill actor David Carradine was recently found dead in a suspected auto-erotic asphyxiation accident with his neck bound in yellow rope and his penis in black rope. What do you think? Nick, Amateur Nihilist “Dude, everyone knows its black rope on neck, yellow on cock. What a fucking amateur.” Dman, [...]

Washed up eSports Manager and yellow plagued sleazebag Andrew “Dman” Townsend is starting a new feature on his blog that blatantly rips off American satirical website The Onion. What do you think? Dman Circa 2005, eSports Manager “I would have ripped off the euros like I did with my ET strats but I don’t speak [...]