The ‘Dman’s Voices’ Archive

An inquiry has found a shockingly high number of elderly citizens in aged care are trading sex for favors and items such as cigarettes. What do you think? Dman, Genre-Spanner “At least I know when I’m old I’ll just be a hand shandy away from getting someone to pass the remote.” Claire, Professional Wench “I [...]

Google recently announced the launch of a new product titled “Wave.” What do you think? Dani, Conspiracy Theorist “I’ve been saying we need a new wave for ages! I’m sick of the Mexican one.” Claire, Professional Wench “It’s about time somebody brought back that flavored milk, someone order me a case of Chocolate, stat!” Nick, [...]

The new Wolfenstein game has been slated to launch on August 4th. What do you think? Dman, Genre-Spanner “Great, now I’ll have a bunch of teenagers asking me if MO is coming back.” Claire, Professional Wench “I’m a Medic!” Russell, Part-Time Gold Farmer “GO ECO!! ..right? I hope they do dust2 justice.”

Classic 1987 movie Robocop is being remade by Requiem for a Dream director Darren Aronofsky and is slated for release in 2010. What do you think? Dman, Genre-Spanner “This is what we’ve been waiting for people!!!” Claire, Professional Wench “Great, now I have to listen to Towny go on and on about ANOTHER fucking Robocop [...]

Kentucky Fried Chicken have launched a new series of stores called Krush Bars that serve potato mashies and milkshakes. What do you think? Dman, Genre-Spanner “I’ve been telling everyone that Zinger Thickshakes would sell for years. When will Kentucky HQ finally kow tow to the rest of the brilliant ideas I’ve been mailing them? Claire, [...]

General Motors took a key step toward its downsizing recently, striking a tentative deal to sell its Hummer brand to a Chinese manufacturer. What do you think? Nick, Amateur Nihilist “I cant promise I wont laugh when they list Erectric windows as a feature” Dman, Genre-Spanner “I hope they make a new Chinese Zodiac sign [...]

Safeway’s parent company is slowly renaming all of its stores to Woolworths. What do you think? Dman, Genre-Spanner “My class action lawsuit due to getting stabbed outside of so many so-called Safeways has finally reaped results.” Claire, Professional Wench “Take that Aldi! Australia had better buckle the fuck up, because its going to be New [...]

Susan Boyle recently lost the Britain’s Got Talent Final despite being a huge internet favorite. What do you think? Dman, Genre-Spanner “She should have worn sexier outfits, maybe something to show off her kankles.” Claire, Professional Wench “At least I know when I become a 60 year old english woman with a bad hairstyle I [...]