Andrew Rips Off The Onion

Washed up eSports Manager and yellow plagued sleazebag Andrew “Dman” Townsend is starting a new feature on his blog that blatantly rips off American satirical website The Onion. What do you think?

Dman

Dman Circa 2005,
eSports Manager
“I would have ripped off the euros like I did with my ET strats but I don’t speak eurotrash.”

Claire

Claire,
Professional Wench
“He usually comes up with his own original stuff.. have you heard his song “I’m on a Dinghy” ? Hilarious! I’m on a Dinghy Motherfucker! lol”

Nick

Nick,
Amateur Nihilist
“I pity the fool who is influenced by American pop culture.”

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