An inquiry has found a shockingly high number of elderly citizens in aged care are trading sex for favors and items such as cigarettes. What do you think?
Dman,
Genre-Spanner
“At least I know when I’m old I’ll just be a hand shandy away from getting someone to pass the remote.”
Claire,
Professional Wench
“I find this post to be insensitive and inappropriate.. just like Towny’s pickup techniques.”
Nick,
Amateur Nihilist
“As somebody with 2 tabs of Viagra, a carton of Marlboro’s and a GILF fetish to work out, this is good news.”

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